What about love? Elfie must really have it bad for Barbie this year because he pulled out the Cosmo today to catch up on how to bring the two of them closer. Someone renew his subscription stat! He has matchmaking potential written all over!
December 18
Because of the recent sass, Elfie decided to go stealth mode. He’s keeping a watch on Amaya through the foliage. Only problem is, she freaked out because she couldn’t find him! And she is not happy that he hasn’t “been funny” lately. I told her to knock off the attitude and maybe he’ll become a comedian again. If this doesn’t work I have a child for sale!!
December 17
My apologies for not publishing a post yesterday. Amaya has decided to release her inner teenager, complete with backtalk and eye-rolling. Yea. (Pick up that hint of sarcasm?). Because of the recent attitude, Elfie decided to drop her a line. He channeled his inner Nanny 911 and let her know that he IS watching. A little creepy, yes, but I’m crossing my fingers that it does the trick!
Here’s the note…up close and personal.
December 16
It seems as if Elfie’s recent fame has gone to his head! He even got a gold chain with a big “E”. Elfie is definitely a ladies man with the Barbies; plus he has a little jingle in his pocket. Pimp on Elfie, pimp on.
Elfie and I would like to say a big “Thank You” to everyone who has visited this blog and shared it with your friends. Elfie is so proud, let’s just hope he doesn’t get too big of an ego!! So share on, keep up the laughs, and let Elfie inspire you!
December 15
Sippin’ on some Syzzzurp. Sip, sip, sip, sip. Sippin’ on some Syzzzurp. Okay, I let my high school past get the best of me on this one. Elfie once again brought back Barbie for a little syrupy action. Kinda like sharing a milkshake. Elfie’s milkshake brings all the Barbies to the yard. Okay, now I’m really done with the musical references.
December 14
Elfie’s a knitting fool! Maybe he is making a blanket for him and Barbie to cuddle under (Yep, I stole that one from my good friend Neal). But really, Elfie seems to be quite skilled with his hands. You never know!
December 13
A little blush, lip stick, and eye shadow always makes for a lovely Elf. Well, not so much in this case. Elfie turned out looking more like Mimi from Drew Carey than a lovely supermodel. Leave the rouge to the ladies Elfie!
December 12
Spin baby, spin. Elfie got a little wild and crazy today. We caught him playing spin the bottle with a few friends, not to mention the three Barbies included in the festivities. Quit trying to get fresh Elfie!
December 11
Sugar and Spice. And Elfie’s antics. Well, for some reason, Elfie thought it would be hilarious to spread sugar all over my Christmas tablecloth. That should be a fun one to clean up. Ha. Since we haven’t had a good snow yet, I figured at least Elfie could have a little fun with the fluffy stuff!
Like this:
December 10th
Giddie up Elfie, giddie up. It appears as if Elfie has converted one of Amaya’s shoes into his own personal sleigh. Let’s just hope he left behind a little deodorizer in there. Goodness, she would hate me if she heard that, but if the shoe fits…
